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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.

[–] e8d79@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.