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Oh, right. Then it must be Bob Marley’s hair:
No that's dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.
No, that's Dreadnought. Deadlock is a Batman villain who is an expert in firearms.
Not, you're thinking of Deadshot. A deadlock is a Scottish body of water that has been polluted to the point that no life exists in the lake.
No, you’re thinking of a dead lach. A deadlock is an anti folk music pioneer—not really dead yet though he claims to be dead inside.
No, you're thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.
Ackchyually, you're referring to Deathlok. Deadlock is a cartoon metal band from the mid to late 2000s.
sorry to ruin the chain but it’s loch, not lach. no irn bru for you!
Eh I just misspelled it, the spirit, pronunciation are still there. I consider the chain in tact.