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Kamala Harris Turns Down Democratic Nomination To Work On Alaskan Fishing Vessel (www.theonion.com)
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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (6 children)

She could do it, it's actually very easy to work on a fishing boat.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It's even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Settle down ken m

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