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[โ€“] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 146 points 1 month ago (6 children)

...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.

[โ€“] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real

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