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someone has to say i say it, so here goes: it's your anthem that sucks. i don't know who this woman is but i don't care. seriously it is so ass. and incredibly racist. ditch it for a better one. pick something people can sing. it's not normal that you sing this anthem since childhood and at every event but still out of all professional singers who attempt to sing it only Whitney Houston and like two more people could do it.
I mean America Fuck Yeah! is right there and ready to go!
Wait, that's not the American anthem?!?