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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 months ago

Rehab won't help the creeping sense of dread consuming us all. But glad she's trying.