The Onion

4544 readers

754 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

959

Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

76 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Apparently she immediately checked herself into rehab

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 months ago

Rehab won't help the creeping sense of dread consuming us all. But glad she's trying.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 months ago

I’d lord it over the others in rehab. Oh, your lowest moment resulted in your family hating you? Mine was aired nationally and will be viewable for the rest of my life! In your face!

But seriously, I hope she finds what she needs in rehab.