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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.

[–] graphito@beehaw.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah me too, that clearly explains our "success" with women

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.

[–] i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago

Find a woman with a strong chin

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