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[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (29 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have a good sense of houmous.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They should tell you it’s kinky.

That would be humorous.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that's how they spell it in the UK?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I never realised that it's not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you marinate an olive?

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.

i recommend mostly "black" olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do you have a muffaletta recipe?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it'll have to stay just looking good for me

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