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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:

  1. Help line
  2. Visas and Passports
  3. Accommodations
  4. Ambassadorial Requests
  5. Rouge Planet Reporting System
  6. Financial Exchange
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Connecting…

Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.

To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.

  1. Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
  2. Report a new planet discovery!
  3. Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
  4. if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
[–] Linsensuppe 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Please leave your message after the beep.

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[–] Linsensuppe 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

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