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[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Consider not using tinder if it makes you feel bad.

Adam4adam, growlr, and grindr are working great over here!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know grindr is mainly for gay men, so i'd wager those other 2 are also for them, so not decent alternatives for hetero people

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

While true, if you're down bad and have decent personal hygiene, a straight man can be well appreciated. If you can't win, play a different game.

[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.today -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Changing your sexuality based on Tinder is just terrible advice.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who said "change"? Call it exploration and self-discovery!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Ah the old "how would you know unless you try" trick eh? I've been sexually harassed before, you can't fool me, I know the answer is "I also haven't tried chopping off my arm, should I try that too just to be sure?"

Hey gold star lesbians, you heard the man, you can't know you hate dick until you try! My number is 555-555-5555, prove your lesbianism with DICK!