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their journey was long. the nights were cold.
couldn't fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn't fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.
stawman came through for her. most dicks don't need brains.
That's not what she said. You're making a strawman argument
Also the barbed penis.
Nick wouldn't have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn't even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That's why he started looking for a heart.