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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me it’s Raspberry Smirnoff.

Oddly enough, I love to eat raspberries…

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Funnily enough, my roomate used to drink tons of malibu, but I still drink tons of green apple smirnoff. Smirnoff is literally the only alcohol ive ever had that i would actually claim to like.