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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can make garlic bread, but would that drive away my new vampire girlfriend?

[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That vampires hate garlic is a myth put forth by big suck to have us season ourselves. Source: Thor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a relief! I like being delicious

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe that's why the choices are mutually exclusive...