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WYR: it's your favourite garlic bread btw (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easy. Garlic bread.

Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lifetime supply of dates with garlic bread loving ladies!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

But what if they only love you for your infinite garlic bread? You'd never find true love again.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That’s true, though I have to believe garlic bread lovers would never do that. Garlic has special powers.