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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I still feel the urge to vomit upon detecting the smell of malibu coconut rum.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

UV Blue vodka for me. It smells like that time I almost died.

[–] Irremarkable@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

It's not just me! The specific night that caused it for me I didn't even drink any. I woke up with the worst hangover of my life to my friend throwing up the full bottle of malibu she had the night before. That smell is permanently ingrained in my brain.

The hand sanitizer my workplace ordered during covid was coconut scented. Made my stomach turn every time I walked by someone that used it.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me it’s Raspberry Smirnoff.

Oddly enough, I love to eat raspberries…

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Funnily enough, my roomate used to drink tons of malibu, but I still drink tons of green apple smirnoff. Smirnoff is literally the only alcohol ive ever had that i would actually claim to like.