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[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Kotlin user spotted

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

php too

..but we don't talk about php

[–] Sleepzy@feddit.it 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

php doesn't exist, php can't hurt you

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You have absolutely nothing
<?php
   well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
  I trust that life has
  been treating you well? 
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
  Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.

[–] fxdave@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

aah my favorite template engine, I have seen it so long ago

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago

Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day

[–] DeprecatedCompatV2@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

(run { this@comment.parent?.apply { this.value === true } } == true) ?: if ((this@comment.value as? Boolean) != true) false else true

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nobody's assuming Groovy these days then 😂

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.

Why the fuck is Groovy?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

Well Grails didn't stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.