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Well these people making these calls are finding the temp folder
Assuming that they went out to look for it, and didn't just poke google with ("sqlite hacked my computer") until they found a phone number.
If they had gotten the phone number for a company called Super Queasy Lite and Easy/SQLitE instead of the developers, the company might well have received the calls instead.
and how in the world did they know to type the word "sqlite" in. Dude, the files are in the temp folder. The only way they know the name "sqlite" is if they literally visited the folder and looked there.
Error message? McAfee can't write to the drive because it's full of photos of their grandchildren and dogs, so it clicks up "can't write to c:\temp\sqlite_arcane_computer_magic.log: Disk is full", and it goes from there?