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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 112 points 3 months ago (8 children)
/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}

[–] mrpants@midwest.social 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The lack of a return type declaration makes this sooo good.

[–] expr@programming.dev 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It has the return type declared to be double.

[–] mrpants@midwest.social 18 points 3 months ago

I cannot read. Even better.

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