this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 6 points 1 month ago

Just get diabetes then.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

need to put more sugar in then

3 spoonfuls is not enough

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Poseidon's Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

What about ballsweat?