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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Not parents but I have a half gallon of milk that expired in 2015. It came with me when I moved from an apartment to my house in 2018.

Never been opened.. yet.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'll give you a titty picture if you chug it.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think you can chug a solid.

[–] lickmygiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Clearly you’ve never seen a duck eat.

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