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[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva: ' Yeah, thanks.

Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Spot@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhhh, we don't have Literacola

[–] noride@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Liter is French for give me some god-damned cola!!!

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Before I break vous fucking legs.

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