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we are safe (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 year ago by produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I predict that, within the year, AI will be doing 100% of the development work that isn't total and utter bullshit pain-in-the-ass complexity, layered on obfuscations, composed of needlessly complex bullshit.

That's right, within a year, AI will be doing .001% of programming tasks.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can we just get it to attend meetings for us?

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Legitimately could be a use case

"Attend this meeting for me. If anyone asks, claim that your camera and microphone aren't working. After the meeting, condense the important information into one paragraph and email it to me."

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Here is a summary of the most important information from that meeting. Since there were two major topics, I've separated them into two paragraphs.

It is a good morning today.
Everyone is thanked for their time. Richard is looking forward to next week's meeting.

The rest of the information was deemed irrelevant to you and your position.