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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A fruit? Never heard of anyone referring to it as a veggie. Cultural difference?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There ain't no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chill my yin, no need to go full Israel over a culture classifying peaches differently

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah you need to go further

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

this guy thinks peaches are fruits