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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 101 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 66 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 23 points 1 month ago

There's some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as "DopeSalad"

Thats not even CLOSE!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

They're now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

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