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The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It's like a Buddhist meditation.
Yeah - it's an art to find the perfect mix between "sounds complicated enough that they zone out", "sounds like stuff gets done" and "not making people ask if you need help with that".