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Here's me, assuming I'll die choking on a steak (like Liz Lemon imagines for herself), and now a new fear is unlocked, where I don't even get a meal first.
(Sad news about the guy of course)
Don't ever cut toward yourself and you can avoid this
I'm gonna write this down. Why didn't they teach us this in school instead of all that singing?
Wait they seriously didn't? We got taught in primary school how to handle scissors and then knifes.