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Glass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrum (spectrum.ieee.org)

submitted 2 months ago by fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

recital carrots

And I suddenly really want to play piano

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol i actually meant that. I don't use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.