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Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK successfully stored the entirety of the human genome sequence onto an indestructible 5D optical memory crystal no bigger than a penny. The indestructibility claims are no joke since the discs can withstand temperatures up to 1,000°C, cosmic radiation, and even direct impact forces of 10 tons per cm2.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just shot them in all directions from the solar system into space, but also add ads so aliens know to ignore and avoid us.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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Clash of Cows: the ultimate 3D mobile game where you can pit your abductees against those of other, less-benevolelant races. Win battles to earn points and abduct new cows, and research newer and greater evolutions for your herd.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Fuck, why is my galactic supermassive DNS sinkhole not blocking these ads!??" - the frustrated alien

PSA: always update your supermassive-Pi-Holes