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New language (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (14 children)

My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Those who say such things are straight ignorant

[–] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They’re basically fashion victims.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't say so. They are inexperienced. They don't know where the bottleneck of most of the modern software is (it's io in 80-90% of cases) and how to optimize software without rewriting it to C++

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