Here's the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won't live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im gonna dare say it, if the dog lived a good life in your hands, you are a good person. Even when your motive might not be good.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

To quote another XKCD:

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

Checkmate, Pascal-ians