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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What if I put it in my will that I want my skeleton turned into a kick ass statue in a WH40K style marine suit?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What would be the point? Space marine armor is fully enclosed, nobody would see the skeleton anyway.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's not for them, it's for my skeleton.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Akshully, a significant portion of them prefers to fight without a helmet where possible, for various reasons such as chapter culture or certain gene seed variants. The primarchs are also often depicted without helmets, but considering the lore is essentially imperial propaganda it might make sense to depict them that way for PR reasons.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wearing insanely heavy armor only to leave the helmet off seems like the kind of thing so obviously stupid it should be kept out of propaganda material at all costs.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not defending the practice in a combat scenario because that's obviously dumb especially in the uber warfare that's happening in 40k. Virus bombs that can destroy entire ecosystems in proverbial seconds, rounds and shells with more diameter than a fucking bus, chaos sorcery of the worst kind is a frequent encounter as well.

But for propaganda material it makes a lot of sense I'd say, the masses need to see their heroes' faces. There are also some marine chapters that use mutated or otherwise extreme gene seed when making their warriors, for example one chapter becomes a lot more animalistic in its physical characteristics and the helmet negatively impacts their altered natural senses.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would be more ethical to buy a full body autopsy CT scan its's only a fewthousands dollars) to get a 3D model, then 3D print a replica of his skeleton out of something not biodegradable.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how is that more ethical if they want that?

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Not dessicrating the corpse, since CT xray is nondestructive.