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submitted 2 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 68 points 2 months ago (19 children)

As a non-American, can I just say: get your shit together and ban guns as you clearly can’t be trusted with them as a country.

Fully expecting to get downvoted by the “but it’s mah hobby” brigade. Get a new hobby, there’s peoples lives at stake.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

America has a gun problem but it also has a fear problem.

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And a self-esteem problem.

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