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This has a Ryan George (Pitch Meeting) written all over it
News: here are STARTLING MORTALITY RATES that you definitely did NOT ask for while you wait for the weather that we definitely promise is coming! But first a word from our sponsor
User: you're right I really didn't ask for th---
Ad: "HI HELLO THERE I'm the pharma ad -- THIS COULD (possibly) KILL YOU!"
User: oh god why would I want that? --
Ad: So you won't be depressed ya silly goose!"
User: [Gestures to "News"] these people give you... Money?...-
News: Yeeah yeeah yeah yeah!
News: enjoy watching it every break until you actually feel depressed! *ARE YOU SAD YET??
User: when are you going to get to that segment that you keep teasing over and over which is very effectively keeping me in engaged on your platform?
News: heyshutup HERE'S THE SAME AD AGAIN!
It already exists
Holy shit he did