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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason (www.theverge.com)

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Makes about as much as Netflix's current attempts to muscle in on the gaming market, Epic-style.

Why I continue to be surprised by corporate decision-making is beyond me.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Why I continue to be surprised by corporate decision-making is beyond me.

"THEY MAKE LINE GO UP WITH STUFF.

ME WANT MAKE STUFF MAKE LINE GO UP TOO.

ME MAKE SAME STUFF THEY DO. SPEND BILLIONS TO MAKE LINE GO UP 2%

WHY WE LOSE MONEY?!"

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