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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

The immigrant that's against immigrants?

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it's going the way of Ruth.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mine was Rafael because he was the biggest asshole.

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