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Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they're at it?
Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?
The immigrant that's against immigrants?
Is Rafael one of the most pretentious names these days? Fortunately it's going the way of Ruth.
who was your favorite ninja turtle? mine was donatello because the staff was the best weapon
I'm with you, except I think the Turtle Van was the best weapon. Followed closely by the Turtle Blimp.
This is the most intelligent and informed conversation I've had in the context of TFG all year, by the way.
Mine was Rafael because he was the biggest asshole.
Neerrrrddd
Michelangelo all the way baby. (I most identify with donation though, but Leonardo was the best, and aptly named after the best of the sources)