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[–] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 112 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Ok now I'm curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 175 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They were wrestling. Go back to bed.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Step-centipede, what are you doing?!"

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I don't know how to boil the water ~~~

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 111 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates

[–] oce@jlai.lu 41 points 3 months ago

They do it just for fun! Gross.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 51 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Don't humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things...

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

too late

Too late

Too Late

TOO LATE
centipede morphmoe

There are way, way more "centipede monster girl" image results... DuckDuckGo/Google

Caterpillar girls are fine though.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 3 months ago

Just makes me wonder if it's a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl's brain and puppets her body around.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Avatar checks out.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Those are clearly millipedes

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] TeryVeneno@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

The head tail goes hard

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That top one is from momodora right?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

Oh actually yeah looking at the momodora character again its not even a resemblance besides the white hair and being a centipede

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.

Don’t humanize centipedes

I'M DOING MY PART!

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see...

Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

And three movies that never should have been made.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 3 months ago

When two centipedes ~~love each other~~ are both really hungry...

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the "centipedes" you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been "fucking", or at least the millipede equivalent of it.

Additionally, it appears that this "fact" is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it's certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.

[–] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png

Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.

I'm not surprised in the least that at a minimum it's more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I've learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯