A Boring Dystopia

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Hold up any bank in the United States. Make sure it's not armed and don't actually take anything.

You'll get like five years in the feds. Do 3.5-4 years in a camp. Get universal healthcare and free meals...

America is a third world country.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

And if you don't get caught you can use the money for food, housing and healthcare.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That is an if so huge I think I can feel its gravitational attraction.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only 10% of bank robberies fail, and 80% of stolen bank money is never recovered.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Brb gonna go research a new uh... Hobby

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