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Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’ (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Healthcare for everyone? I don't want that! I want everyone to pay for their own healthcare for the rest of their life! Even after i died, i want everyone to know i pay for my own healthcare for a while! Ten years, at least!

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Did not expect a SNK reference in the wild on Lemmy.