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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can't have ANY dairy

[–] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 2 points 3 months ago

Preach

[–] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

YOU and I appreciate it because I'm lactose intolerant and can't afford plant milks

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being weaker than a sugar molecule. 😂

[–] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 points 3 months ago

OMG fr fr