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Shopping app Temu is “dangerous malware,” spying on your texts, lawsuit claims (arstechnica.com)
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[–] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (7 children)

All I want to know is what do these Temu people think my life is like?

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Are you a busty outdoorswoman?

[–] UnaSolaEstrellaLibre@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Weaponized fishing for covert military operations.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

On a skateboard... with tits!

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Code Name: Go Fish!

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I mean, you're obviously a sexy military mechanic woman, who goes into battle with fantasy battle armor and goes fishing as a hobby! Duh.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The bearings combined with the wrenches made me think, like, roboticist. So maybe they make fishing robots that double as sexbots?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Trust me, fish dont need to be robots to be fucked....

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was wondering what that blue thing was. I thought it was a weird personal tool....

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It looks like an archery release, used by compound bow shooters to pull the bow string back and release with a trigger or button

[–] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Any good RPG has a solid fishing mini game tbh

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Clearly you use adbloker or something cause temu just got excited when you opened up the link.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It just thinks you’re a garden variety redneck.

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your life looks pretty sick to me!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

he's batman

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Batwoman

[–] MR_GABARISE@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No, you don't get it.

These massive Batman pecs need support.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Batmare