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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I've seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor