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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)
Be me in army
mandatory in my shitty country
first time we noob soldiers fire our guns
we lay in the ground and get ready
drill instructor yells "are you ready?"
i yell back "ai ai captain"
random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him
i yell again "oooooo"
random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)
dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor
we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving
i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
They're shooting for the first time and the targets are 300m away?
With a general attending a recruit's shooting range and personally berating a drill sergeant in front of everyone?
That would be like the CEO of Walmart going into a store to berate a cashier.
Plus the drill instructor was a captain? I mean...