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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The concept of a movie theater doing bag checks is really fucking weird.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Before the 2012 Aurora Theater shooting, I would have agreed with you.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If its US theaters, maybe they check for guns

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mmm delicious delicious gun 😋

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry, but you can't enter without a gun, this is Texas.