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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Taking a shit is a human right but you can’t do that in a theater either.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Actually my local theater has a special room just for that.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are actually legally required to have bathrooms...

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

In case English is a second language for you I will explain:

“in the theater” = the dark place with a screen/stage and amphitheater seating.

“at the theater” = the building/collection of buildings that support the screen/stage, such as ticket booths, food and drink vendors, and bathrooms

Please do not shit in the theater or you will be arrested.