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For the people who've counted their farts from the moment of birth, as of today, how many farts have you fartededed? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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If whales were customer service representatives, what would their opening line to a call be ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Giving egg and the pressure of my body to be done with my stomach (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I've found that most plump asses are stinky, arrogant bitch (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Can you kill water if it's trying to drown you? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I'll spank you (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Yes I will

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Are These Instructions correct ? (videos.hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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When you smoot the chute beauty and the boot moots the root cloopy who do you rue the view to? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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arent we all Just barriers to our own happiness? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I found kerosene in my samurai sword collection once (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Cheers! (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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To all the heenchas!

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Fuckin Lawrence (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Nicorn

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Frees his erection from its confinement, his massive member springing forth like a force of nature (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson named after Alcatraz or Newfoundland? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What gluten free vegan kosher guilt free item on Wendy's menu is the cheapest? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Are you following online internet etiquette? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Never compromise on clarity in your posts. Inspect your tone before hitting send. Grammar matters, proofread before posting. Give constructive feedback, not harsh criticism. Engage respectfully, even with differing opinions. Respond thoughtfully, avoiding knee-jerk reactions. Online etiquette 101 !

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What chocolaty ice cream does your excrement resemble after it's come out of your pink/tan/possibly brown, asshole and into your toilet ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Sup cuh, you done best be playin or I'm finna go TO YO HOUSE U TRICK AS BEEEEEEETCH (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Hi, I am a magical lemmy user ✨️ tell me to fuck off in the comments and I'll reply back with a random magical photo from my realm (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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fuck you can fill this out with some other things that end up coming in handy (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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If it's really once, twice, three times a lady, then how do I properly fuck your mother? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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If this post gets 777 upvotes I'll delete this community (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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You wanna hit and commit ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Can our asses smell our burps ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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And if they can, and they fart back in response to the burp, are they saying excuses me on your behalf ?

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